Just slip a kink couch under the tree
Been an awful good girl
And hurry down the chimney tonight…
It’s that time of the year again – the time where we have the chance to show the people we love how much they mean to us. Yes, there’s birthdays, and anniversaries, and even Valentine’s Day, but especially in the western world, Christmas can feel like an equal mix of opportunity and obligation. We all want to give the perfect Christmas gift, but finding time to both think one up and then buy it in the midst of everything else that comes with adulting can be a challenge.
We asked our Wild Secrets Sexperts what gifts they’d like to receive and, what they’d consider giving as a Christmas gift to a special someone, and put together this very adult Christmas gift buying guide. So, if you want to give the gift of love, lust and/or yourself to get your holiday season off to a sensual start, check out the suggestions below.
Best Value Adult Christmas Gift Options
Everyone’s on a budget, but there’s a lot you can get without splurging megabucks. If you’re looking for an assortment, or something to give out to friends for a bit of fun, here’s our best budget Christmas gifts for fun loving adults of all ages.
Budget Christmas Gift Ideas For Women
This discreet travel vibrator with 10 vibration functions masquerades as a tube of lipstick. Perfect for pleasure on the go, and both powerful and whisper quiet, this pocket rocket is body safe and phthalate free. It also comes with a handy travel-lock so it only goes off when you want it to.
Like its namesake, the Lipstick Bullet Vibrator is great for use on the lips. Just don’t expect any staining other than what you provide yourself.
The Satisfyer 1 is the compact, travel ready little sister to the world’s best-selling pleasure product – the Satisfyer Pro 2. The Satisfyer 1 gives you the same touch-free pressure wave and vacuum tech that mimics great oral sex, this clitoral stimulator is waterproof, body-safe, and is a budget friendly alternative to the bigger Pro 2.
There’s more to pleasure than what you do with your bits – or her bits – and helping her feel sexy is just as important as doing something about it. We love this Chemise and G-string combination because it’s a style with more coverage, which is makes it a great Christmas gift for more body conscious individuals, and it comes in a wide range of sizes. Importantly, it also looks good on people of different body shapes. The lace panelling is slightly revealing, and the included G-string provides a matching full coverage option if she doesn’t already have a collection of sexy underwear.
Just remember to check her size using the size charts on site, and if you don’t know her measurements, you can either ask her, or just check her underwear drawer look up the size chart for one of her bra and panty sets that she does wear. For more tips, you can check out our guide on How To Shop For Sexy Lingerie.
This Stud is a budget insertable vibe that’ll have her moaning in pleasure. With 3 vibration speeds and waterproof for adventurous play, this big boys is long, but slender enough for easy insertion. Made from body-safe PVC, this is great holiday gift for beginners looking to explore sex toys and discover what they like.
While this can be used externally by people of any gender, we don’t recommend it for anal insertion as it doesn’t have a flared base.
Budget Christmas Gift Ideas For Men
This butt plug from Frederick’s of Hollywood is perfect beginner gift for some safe anal exploration. Made of body-safe silicone and plastic, this premium material offers a smoother experience, and its flared base means it’ll stay in safely. The vibration option lets you up the intensity of anal play when ready, and the premium black and gold colouration makes this look a lot more expensive than it is – especially when you buy it on sale.
This colourful, 5 inch stroker is great for adding some different sensations to a solo or partnered play session. The diagonal ridges feel great on the penis shaft and head, and the open sleeve design means it fits gentlemen of all sizes, and is easy to use for both left and right handers.
Made of body-safe, squishy TPE, this stroker is best enjoyed with water based lubricant.
This sexy boxer brief for men has a simple mesh panel that showcases the penis while otherwise being a perfectly functional pair of trunks. The stretch polyester sits smoothly against your skin and these trunks are perfect for guys heading to a sexy rendezvous after work, but still needing something functional that gets them through the day. If you’re going to give socks or jocks as a Christmas gift this year, we suggest making at least some of the fun!
Our Staff Say
I own a pair of these, and my boyfriend loves them. They really are best if you shave or trim though. If you go au natural, I’d suggest going for the Baci thong – Matt, Social Media Specialist
The flagship Satisfyer product for people with penises, the Satifyer Men 6” Vibrating Masturbator has 14 vibration functions, 3 intensities and 8 different rhythms to take solo sessions to new heights – both in and out of water. With two powerful motors at different positions, the Satisfyer Men can mimic the sensation of oral sex, and can also be used on a non-erect penis.
Made of body-safe silicone and featuring USB charging, this is a great value budget buy on sale this Christmas season – they’ll think you’ve spent a lot more on this gift than you did when they Google it later…
Budget Christmas Gifts For Couples
Yes, it’s a cock ring, and technically it’s a men’s toy, the Thrill is specifically designed to offer 20 vibrating functions, stimulating both the wearer and their partner – the elongated shape allows it to press against the clitoris or perineum of the penetrative partner.
Waterproof for adventurous play, the Thrill is a great Christmas gift for couples that have at least one man in them, and the soft stretchy silicone helps maintain longer lasting erections for longer lasting stamina in the bedroom.
And what man doesn’t want that?
Kiss and tell with this Noire Lip Kit Date Night Set!
Your fireside love in is sorted with the Kiss and Tell card game, and the included gold bullet vibe, sensual lace eye mask and sequined pasties with black tassles provide a range of seductive options that you’ll be enjoying long after the wrapping paper has been torn off. The black clutch can be used to store all the sexy goodies, or as an accessory in its own right, but either way, get ready for some good old-fashioned Christmas romance with Secret Kisses.
This is the Christmas gift that comes back to you in the best possible way. The Surprise Me Play Set features a blindfold for light bondage, massage oil, kissable body oil, some water-based lubricant, and set of Karma Sutra play cards.
Work your way through the cards or draw them at random to add some spice and variety to your intimate sessions. Just make sure you’re prepared to be the one with the blindfold on and getting surprised…
For female couples and adventurous heterosexual couples, strapless strap-ons provide all the fun of pegging with the bonus giving the penetrative partner as much fun as the recipient. The 10” Semi-Realistic Strapless Strap On from Strap U adds vibration to the mix with an insertable bullet vibe, without requiring the use of a harness.
Suitable for use with water-based lubricant, this strapless strap on is a great gift for those looking for some equal opportunity fun in the bedroom. If you’re concerned about holding it in, we recommend checking out our guide to Kegel exercises.