Ok seriously, this bad boy is BIG! Yes, I read the specs but must've skipped over the goddamn GIRTH of this monster. It's like 5cm (2') in diameter but that is a cross-sectional measurement... so we're talkin 15cm (6') AROUND!! Omg. It's realistic though never seen one like this in real life! Got a great feel- hard but slightly bendy and squishy. Suction stand is amazing, so many suctions come loose - this one STICKS. Also very handy with suction stand as it fits my strap-on harness though I'm yet to find a willing participant with this behemoth attached! One minor drawback was working out how to remove the battery casing (it's a slight twist and pull up motion), put 3 AAAs in and then quite tricky to get the casing back on by lining up the lugs and push back down, then twisting back on. Hopefully it won't chew through the batteries but it does look um, hungry? Another small disappointment in this very grand scheme is the power of the vibrator, rather lack of. It's ok, and besides it's sheer size will make your eyes water, but it's old school rumble to a bit more of a buzz. Oh well, looks like I'm stuck with him, gosh, however will I cope??

The posable spine really stays and the look and veins is realistic. Very nice highly recommend it