SVibe Gizi Review: I was so wrong about this toy…

Okay, real talk: I almost didn’t try the SVibe Gizi.

As someone who has had a longstanding beef with rabbit-style vibrators, this thing gave me immediate rabbit flashbacks when I saw it online. You know what I mean – that rigid shape, the “dual stimulation” promise that somehow manages to completely miss the mark for most actual human bodies, and that weird pokey outer arm that just… never aligns where it’s supposed to.
Honestly, I think trying a rabbit as my first toy might single handedly be the reason I repressed the sheer joy of multiple vibrating orgasms over the years… Okay, enough trauma dumping… THE POINT IS that when I saw Gizi, I kind of sighed. It looked rabbit-adjacent. And I was prepped to be disappointed again.

But friends… I was so wrong. Like, embarrassingly wrong.

 

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I’m actually really glad I gave this toy a shot, because it completely shifted my expectations – not just of this toy, but of what dual-stim toys can be when they’re designed thoughtfully. Gizi didn’t just “surprise me” in a polite way; it actually made me blush a little.

Let’s get into it.

The Gizi unboxing experience

I opened the Gizi’s box with that mix of curiosity and suspicion. You know the one – like when someone says they made you a “healthy” brownie. You’re intrigued, but you’ve been burned before.

But the first touch made me pause. The material is so much softer than I expected. From the photos, I imagined something rigid and plasticky. Like those old-school rabbits that feel like they were made out of leftover Barbie limbs. I just don’t understand how a toy can be both rigid and not put too much pressure on my sweet, sensitive bean. But the Gizi is velvety soft and squishy in a really inviting way. It just felt nice in my hands, in that “this might actually be comfy against my body” kind of way. A good sign.

It also wasn’t as bulky as I expected. I thought it would be this chunky, awkward beast, but it’s surprisingly streamlined and flexible. The arm has some bend to it, and the external vibe is soft. Somehow between the two they were rigid enough to stay where you want them but not so tough that they crush your bean refried style. Love that.

The refried comment was too far, wasn’t it? Sorry… ANYWAY, the unboxing started with a side-eye, but quickly turned into a curious little eyebrow raise. Maybe this wouldn’t be terrible after all?

The lie of product photography

I feel like toy photos often lie. Like, the lighting is all dramatic, and everything looks so sleek and futuristic. Then you get it in your hands and it’s… a hard, confusing piece of abstract sculpture.

Gizi is not one of those toys.

If anything, the photos kind of undersell how friendly and flexible this toy is. I had braced myself for another rigid internal arm that would jab somewhere vaguely in the postcode of my G-spot while a plasticky bunny “ear” pressed into my hipbone.

Instead, I got a genuinely usable toy that feels like it was made with real people in mind.

It’s soft, flexible, and adaptive. The external part actually moves with your body instead of stiffly jamming into one spot. The internal piece has this nice squish and curve to it – enough to offer pressure, but not so stiff that it feels like it’s on a mission of its own.

It’s not trying to force your body to match the toy. It’s just there, doing its thing, and letting you move how you want.

The Gizi and me

I still don’t know if this is an intended use or if this is a perk to anyone else, but one of my favourite things about the Gizi is that I can get off with it hands-free. Massive bonus. Once I figured out a good position – lying on my back worked great for me – I was able to just… chill. No frantic hand adjustments. No holding it at a weird angle while contorting my wrist like I’m trying to win a thumb war. Just enjoying the feeling without thinking too hard or any other feelings to distract me. Which happens to be particularly useful for me with an endlessly wandering ADHD brain. I could just lay back and relax. Like, it’s doing its job, and you get to enjoy it instead of micromanaging it.

Honestly, I felt stoked about this toy start to finish. Like someone finally made a toy that understands real bodies and doesn’t need me to perform Cirque du Soleil to make it work. Like someone actually took a single moment to sit back and consider what would ACTUALLY be enjoyable for us instead of releasing the exact same thing as everyone else in a slightly different shade of lilac.

Okay, the vibes on this thing? Chef’s kiss.

Let’s talk about the vibes

Forget that high-pitched buzzy nonsense that makes your teeth feel weird. Gizi delivers this lovely dull, rumbling vibration that actually sinks in. It feels more like a massage than an electric toothbrush, and that’s exactly the kind of sensation I love and I feel like is a great addition to the standard toys most of our bedside drawers are already hosting.

The combo of the two stims creates this overlapping effect that feels super enveloping and you lose the sense of a specific pinpointed stim to an overall pleasure. It’s not overwhelming or frantic – just really full-bodied, grounded pleasure. Like your whole pelvis is getting wrapped in a cozy little thundercloud.

The Gizi – your next vibrator

Here’s the thing: I wouldn’t recommend Gizi as someone’s very first vibrator. Not because it’s hard to use – it’s not – but because it really shines when you already know a bit about what you like, and you’re ready to level up.

This is the toy for people who have already found their go-to vibe for when they just want to knock one out, and are looking for something that actually adds something new to their collection. Not just another variation of the same old shape, or something that looks cool but doesn’t deliver.

It’s for the person who’s had a few underwhelming dual-stim toys and is ready to be proven wrong – like me. It’s for people who want to be hands-free sometimes, or who want a toy that lets them relax and just sink into sensation without working for it. A full bodied O toy for the intermediate to expert toy connoisseur.

SVibe Gizi gave me one of those (devastatingly) rare moments where a new toy actually surprises me and it was honestly everything I had worried it wouldn’t be. It challenged all my assumptions about this style of toy and delivered an experience that felt tailored, thoughtful, and pleasurable.

The Gizi’s soft. Flexible. It’s deep and rumble-y. It’s even usable hands-free. And most importantly, it works with your body instead of against it.

And honestly? I’m kinda obsessed. And I say that with no apologies to all the rabbit toys I’ve slandered before – because clearly it IS actually possible to get it right.

Get the SVibe Gizi here.

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